Words of Wisdom – II

*New Resident Posting* on the bulletin board of my building’s website:

Title: FREE CONDOMS!!! Be Responsible 

I bought this huge variety pack of condoms about a year ago but unfortunately was not nearly as successful as I expected. I would like to give these away to someone who can get better use out of them. I’m moving out at the end of the weekend and am donating them to the local high school if nobody wants them. We have the best options that Trojan has to offer, Ultra Ribbed, Charged Intensified, Double Ecstasy, Ultra Thin and Bare Skin. Let me know if you want them and we can set up a confidential drop-off point so that nobody is aware of your sexual prowess. No hat, no party! 

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If interested, please leave a *discreet* comment and I’ll put in a good word for you with my incredible neighbour.

Thank you!

PS: artwork from A Third Gender: Beautiful Youths in Japanese Prints exhibition in The Japan Society, March-June 2017

January 27th, 2018