*Recent Resident Posting* on the bulletin board of my building’s website:
Title: Seeking Puppy Play Dates!
Hello,
My boyfriend, Alex, and I just adopted the cutest little chi puppy, Porsche, and are looking to arrange some play dates with other vaccinated puppies/dogs in the building to help her get socialized! Today was her first day of puppy kindergarten and she gets along with other dogs after she finishes her shy/bravado stage. (We were very proud of her.) Please email me at […..] or text/call my cell phone at […..] if you think your friendly pooch can be a good fit to help us out. 🙂
Thanks,
[signature: the proud dog parents]
PS: I love my neighbours!
PS1: Photo of a friendly pooch from Miami, where I’m currently living la dolce vita for a few days.
January 23rd, 2018
The Humble Fabulist 
My dog never learned to successfully operate a cellphone. His play dates were always impromptu.
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You mean you haven’t sent your dog to puppy kindergarden…?!? And, euuuw, impromptu playdates? Robert, how could you? Quickly, get in touch with my neighbours, your best friend is in urgent need of some city puppy manners!
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Yes, I was a negligent papa. He was always a bit uncultured, poor table manners, too loud in public places, and licked himself in embarrassing places, but luckily, he fit in perfectly with my circle of friends.
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