Tag: nyc

Words of Wisdom – II

The Humble Fabulist5 Comments

*New Resident Posting* on the bulletin board of my building’s website:

Title: FREE CONDOMS!!! Be Responsible 

I bought this huge variety pack of condoms about a year ago but unfortunately was not nearly as successful as I expected. I would like to give these away to someone who can get better use out of them. I’m moving out at the end of the weekend and am donating them to the local high school if nobody wants them. We have the best options that Trojan has to offer, Ultra Ribbed, Charged Intensified, Double Ecstasy, Ultra Thin and Bare Skin. Let me know if you want them and we can set up a confidential drop-off point so that nobody is aware of your sexual prowess. No hat, no party! 

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If interested, please leave a *discreet* comment and I’ll put in a good word for you with my incredible neighbour.

Thank you!

PS: artwork from A Third Gender: Beautiful Youths in Japanese Prints exhibition in The Japan Society, March-June 2017

January 27th, 2018

The Brooklyn side of life

The Humble Fabulist4 Comments

Why do all my walks in Brooklyn seem to end up in BAM? Because there is always something interesting going on there, that’s why; like that discussion with Alec Baldwin for the promotion of his memoir, Nevertheless. As expected, it was a funny, timely, thoughtful and honest account of his life. Thoroughly enjoyable, but I have yet to read the book.

April 9th, 2017