*Resident Posting* on the bulletin board of my building’s website:
BRING BACK THE LARGE COFFEE CUPS – Please complain to building management
Friday, February 8, 2019 9:25:00 AM · in Topics > General
”Fellow residents,
To the huge disappointment to fellow coffee drinkers, the building management has decided to move to a meager 8oz cup to limit our consumption of coffee from the machine in the lounge. This is a critical bottleneck when we are trying to grab a cup of latte on the run, only to be limited to a meager 8oz beverage. I’ve asked them to bring back the larger cups but they have refused.
If you want the larger cups brought back, please complain directly to [name deleted for prevention of sanity].”
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A great day to you, my friends, from the entitled and rightfully outraged residents, here at the top of the Hell’s Kitchen Towers!
PS: photo from the lovely cafe at the The Gibbes Museum of Art in Charleston, SC
April 11th, 2018
The Humble Fabulist 